Nutri-Grain: Breakfast of the Late

I was running late this morning and couldn't grab breakfast. As I purchased a "Nutri-Grain" bar from a nearby vending machine, two colleagues admonished me for not making healthier choices. Considering what ELSE was in the vending machine, I think I picked the lesser of several evils.

I am currently vacillating between being super-annoyed and feeling profound gladness that they cared at all.